i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it glows. i had to have it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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