We're facebook friends in real life
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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