What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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