I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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