so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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