i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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