He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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