we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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