Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
