Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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