you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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