Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need to align my fucking chakras
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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