what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Randomize
