Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
is it fun? or sober?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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