She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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