He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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