I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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