no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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