Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
sex in a hospital.. check
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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