I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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