Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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