the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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