I can't watch pbs sober anymore
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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