What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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