I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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