i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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