ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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