I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pants are for mortals
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