I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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