And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Randomize
