It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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