And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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