i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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