There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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