He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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