This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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