His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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