what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
