You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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