Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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