i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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