I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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