We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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