summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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