why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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