Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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