I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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