Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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