..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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