Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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