Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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