we're blogging at a bar
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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