he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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