I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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