normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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