Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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