if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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